Too weird not to post
CENTERTON, Ark. — The mayor of an Arkansas town resigned on Wednesday, claiming he was abducted and brainwashed by Satan worshippers nearly three decades ago.
Centerton Mayor Ken Williams said he has been living under an assumed name for nearly 30 years. He had been mayor since 2001.
Williams told authorities he was born Don LaRose and that in the mid-1970s, he was a preacher in Indiana.He said he was abducted and brainwashed into forgetting all about his life as Don LaRose.
It was a double-life he had never acknowledged, Williams said, because he didn’t even realize it existed until he had recently taken a truth-serum injection.
As Williams regained his memory, he said, he realized that he had a wife and two kids but that he had decided to leave and take on a new identity to protect them.
Read the rest. He underwent shock treatments. He took the name of a guy who died in a car crash in 1958. He ran a website about his own disappearance which is old family discovered, leading to his being found out. His current wife is sticking by him.
Authorities say he isn’t in any kind of trouble, but if he ends up going to jail I’m sure Mike Huckabee could get him a pardon somehow. He deals in miracles, remember?
